Warning Not Included

Wow, so here’s an unexpected danger that could at the worst result in loss of limb.  Loss of hair, admittedly, is much more likely.  None the less, warning not included in the operating manual.  At least, I assume so on account of my not having read said operating manual.
 
 
 
I had to cut the hair away from Danielle.  And then I had to cut the hair off the baby’s fingers.  I’m a regular surgeon, I am.  Hair is dangerous.  And I have acted accordingly in my grooming choices.  I wish I could say the same for Danielle.  They should throw these negligent mothers, and their hair, in the dock, they should.

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