This is the third and final issue of volume one in the finding of pictures on Danielle’s iPhone of which I do not approve. This is Incident, The Third – Or the Beer Bottle Opener.
Of all the toys she could play with, we’re encouraging Bottle Opener? I mean, where’s a good old fashion sock or a drink carrier from Wendy’s? She’ll play with most anything you sent in font of her. While it may be fun to now set up her with a closed bottle and a bottle opener and see where she goes from there, it is almost certain to end in disaster. Disaster I tell you. Disaster! Ooooooo.