Claire was lucky enough to get a baby doll for her birthday. And, near as I can tell with anything she does, she seems to enjoy playing with it. That said, this kind of creeped me out.
It was very disturbing to open a box with a baby in it. I don’t know why. It just was. Some things just creep me out. It was more disturbing to open the box with a baby in it to find its head carefully wrapped in plastic. And if that bothered me, there is definitely some factory workers somewhere who have added to their list of troubles nightmares about carefully wrapping babies heads in plastic.
As George Carlin said, these are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.