I’m not really sure what game we’re playing here. But, given the destruction and mayhem that Claire so casually wreaks, it’s probably best that she get used to those bars.
She’s decided it’s like the greatest fun in the world to sit with her legs hanging over the stairs, under the gate, and just bang the bejeesus out of the bars. A game which I wholly support. I mean, it’s ideal. She has a blast. Completely stationary. And bangs on something indestructable. And burns a ton of energy. And I don’t have to run around. It’s a synergy of win.