Okay. This happened a couple weeks ago. And it was a false alarm. But, still. Why is it every citizen thinks they’re a part time explosives expert on the fourth? Also known to parents of small children as The Weekend Where Your Inconsiderate Neighbors Who Should Know Better Must Die Because Babies Have Bedtimes Written In Stone People.
You know what’s cool though? Claire knows the word ‘firework’ now. How awesome is that? Do you think it’s too early to introduce her to low grade home explosives?