Danielle came back into the guest bedroom after changing Harper’s diaper tonight. She found Claire in the bed actively hiding popcorn in the covers. Danielle asked what she was doing. Claire said “Hiding popcorn in the bed.” Duh. Naturally. Danielle asked if she would do such a thing in her own bed. “Ew. Gross.” So, then why would you do that here? “Surprise! Ha. Ha. Haaa.”
Danielle exclaimed her general dissatisfaction with whomever might have taught her that. I declined to comment.