Hey, Beardo!

“Mom says that’s a beard.”

“It is a beard.”

“It’s a beard.And you’re weird.”

And then Claire tapped my nose and said “boop”. I’m unclear if mom said I’m weird or if she just wrote her first poem.

It’s A Parade

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Claire took all the toys and lined up a parade when I got home. Very sweet of her to that for me. Unfortunately, she used any toy she could reach. Which angered the Harper Monster greatly, and justly.

So, I arrived to a very sweet thought that sounded a lot like:

“AUUGH!”

::drag, scrape::

“THE PARADE HASN’T STARTED YET HOLPER!”

“AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!”

“NO HOLPER. IT’S A PARADE.”

“NOAAAUUUGHHHH!”

So. That was funny. I think they may have been like that all day yesterday given Danielle’s demeanor towards the whole thing. (Sort of a cross eyed frown) So. Maybe just funny for me.