The ban on April Fools jokes starts now.
UPDATE 6:45: We are just hanging out.
UPDATE 6:59: Super bored. Watching the news. Waiting for the anesthesiologist.
UPDATE 7:15: More waiting. Now you feel like you’re participating.
UPDATE 7:34: The consultations with the key players have begun
UPDATE 7:35: Not for nothing, but I am killing 2048 this morning
UPDATE 9:25: Everyone is healthy; we’ve got a new baby girl! I will update more once we are out of recovery.